Lawyer: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
Witness: No
?Lawyer: Did you check for blood pressure
Witness:  No
?Lawyer: Did you check for breathing
Witness: No
?Lawyer: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy
.Witness:No
?Lawyer: "How can you be so sure, Doctor
.Witness: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar
?Lawyer: But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless
Witness:  Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere


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?Lawyer: How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision


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?Lawyer:  And you check your radar unit frequently
.Officer: Yes, I do
Lawyer: And was your radar unit functioning correctly at the time you had the plaintiff on radar?
.Officer: Yes, it was malfunctioning correctly


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?Lawyer: What happened then
Witness:  He told me, he says, 'I have to kill you because you can identify me
?Lawyer:Did he kill you
Witness: No


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Lawyer: Now sir, I'm sure you are an intelligent and honest man
Witness:  Thank you. If I weren't under oath, I'd return the compliment


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?Lawyer: You were there until the time you left, is that true


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?Lawyer:  So you were gone until you returned


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?Lawyer:  The youngest son, the 20 year old, how old is he


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?Lawyer:  Were you alone or by yourself


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?Lawyer: How long have you been a French Canadian


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.Witness:  He was about medium height and had a beard
?Lawyer: Was this a male or a female


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?Lawyer:  Mr. Slatery, you went on a rather elaborate honeymoon, didn't you
Witness: I went to Europe, sir
?Lawyer:  And you took your new wife


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Lawyer: I show you Exhibit 3 and ask you if you recognize that picture
.Witness: "That's me
?Lawyer: Were you present when that picture was taken


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?Lawyer:  Were you present in court this morning when you were sworn in


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?Lawyer: Do you know how far pregnant you are now
.Witness: I'll be three months on November 8
?Lawyer: Apparently, then, the date of conception was August 8
.Witness: "Yes
Lawyer: "What were you doing at that time?"